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29 mai 2021
The little red riding hood Luca Mathieu
Par eleveuro3 le 29 mai 2021, 21:00
Twisted Fairy Tale
Little Red Riding Hood and the Wolf by Roald Dahl writing contest
Par eleveuro3 le 29 mai 2021, 16:31
Text by Théo Lacoume and Luca Mathieu
Original text by Roald Dahl
Twisted fairy tale-Loïc MAMER, Joseph GENTILINI and Eliot CASPAR
Par eleveuro3 le 29 mai 2021, 14:57
Twisted fairy tale
" As soon as the wolf began to feekttl
That he would like a decent meal
A voice outside called him:
"Come out Grandma, I'm back from the Gym!"
Before he could have a doubt
The wolf decided to come out
However at his great surprise
He faced his own demise
As the girl was in a tank
A memory from her soviet father Frank
She stopped. She stared. And than she said:
"Long live the party of the reds!"
Days later, the world was nowhere to be found
The only thing was a burning hole
discovered by a military patrol
and a wolf's stench
had the place drenched "
Twisted fairy tale - Keira BLEYNIE, Melissa AUBRY
Par eleveuro3 le 29 mai 2021, 10:45
Little Red Riding Hood and the Wolf
As soon as the wolf began to feel
That he would like a decent meal,
He thought about little red riding hood,
He went out of the forest, with his feet full of mud.
He knocked at the little girl's door,
He had already eaten but he wanted more.
The girl answered and he looked down at her,
With in his hands, a lovely flower.
The wolf entered and started cleaning,
He said "we could be good friends darling"
She replied "I don't think so, I'm too afraid".
The wolf answered "then, i'll have you slayed"
She stopped, she stared and then she said :
"Do you want to kill me with a hoover ?
You only have that and a flower".
"But I have big teeth", answered the wolf
"And you will never see them again !"
She replied "No matter what you've got,
did you forget that I have a big pot ?
Her mother arrived behind his back,
She hit the wolf and put him in a sack.
Keira BLEYNIE, Melissa AUBRY
Twisted Fairy Tales / Antoine CORCOS, Sacha YAKER, Ewan LE TURDU
Par eleveuro3 le 29 mai 2021, 10:21
As soon as wolf began to feel,
That he would like a decent meal,
After hours walking, little red riding hood saw grandma’s house,
She rang and wolf appeared with a big mouth.
Wolf said: “Your grandmother will arrive soon,
I’m going to prepare a soup to wait for the moon.
- Oh! Nice! I’m very hungry!
- I’ve bought celery and broccoli.”
They cooked the soup together,
Then they ate the meal with a bad weather.
After that, they played Kapla during hours,
They made big and beautiful towers.
Little red ridding hood and wolf fell asleep late,
But they woke up at eight.
The little girl left grandma’s house with no regrets,
And she will be coming back this time with duck magrets!
Antoine CORCOS, Sacha YAKER, Ewan LE TURDU
28 mai 2021
L. Duchet, L. Herbreteau, E. Dupuy, L. Lindeberg - Twisted Fairy Tale
Par eleveuro3 le 28 mai 2021, 17:58
Little Red Riding Hood and the Wolf
As soon as wolf began to feel,
That he would like a decent meal,
He dressed himself in Grandma’s clothes,
And wore a perfume that smelt like rose.
When somebody knocked at the door,
He wasn’t a wolf anymore!
Proud of him, he checked his costume,
And a girl entered in the room.
After looking at each other,
Wolf was surprised to see,
That the girl was in reality,
Nothing else but his dear brother,
Who wanted to eat grandma too.
Wolf was stunned and didn’t know what to do.
The door suddenly slammed loudly,
Grandma entered, grabbed his cane proudly,
She sat, she stared, and then she said:
“How dare you sleep on my bed!”
She slapped the two brothers strongly,
And the two wolves left the house all dizzy.
Eugénie Dupuy, Lisa Herbreteau, Louis Lindeberg, Lina Duchet
The Little Girl and the Wolf (1939) & Little Red Riding Hood and the Wolf (1982)
Par eleveuro3 le 28 mai 2021, 17:07
The Little Girl and the Wolf (1939)
by James Thurber (1894-1961)
One afternoon a big wolf waited in a dark forest for a little girl to come along carrying a basket of food to her grandmother. Finally a little girl did come along and she was carrying a basket of food. "Are you carrying that basket to your grandmother?" asked the wolf. The little girl said yes, she was. So the wolf asked her where her grandmother lived and the little girl told him and he disappeared into the wood.
When the little girl opened the door of her grandmother's house she saw that there was somebody in bed with a nightcap and nightgown on. She had approached no nearer than twenty-five feet from the bed when she saw that it was not her grandmother but the wolf, for even in a nightcap a wolf does not look any more like your grandmother than the Metro-Goldwyn lion looks like Calvin Coolidge. So the little girl took an automatic out of her basket and shot the wolf dead.
(Moral: It is not so easy to fool little girls nowadays as it used to be.)
Little Red Riding Hood and the Wolf
by Roald Dahl, from Revolting Rhymes (1982)
As soon as Wolf began to feel
That he would like a decent meal,
He went and knocked on Grandma's door.
When Grandma opened it, she saw
The sharp white teeth, the horrid grin,
And Wolfie said, ``May I come in?''
Poor Grandmamma was terrified,
``He's going to eat me up!'' she cried.
And she was absolutely right.
He ate her up in one big bite.
But Grandmamma was small and tough,
And Wolfie wailed, ``That's not enough!
I haven't yet begun to feel
That I have had a decent meal!''
He ran around the kitchen yelping,
``I've got to have a second helping!''
Then added with a frightful leer,
``I'm therefore going to wait right here
Till Little Miss Red Riding Hood
Comes home from walking in the wood.''
He quickly put on Grandma's clothes,
(Of course he hadn't eaten those).
He dressed himself in coat and hat.
He put on shoes, and after that
He even brushed and curled his hair,
Then sat himself in Grandma's chair.
In came the little girl in red.
She stopped. She stared. And then she said,
``What great big ears you have, Grandma.''
``All the better to hear you with,'' the Wolf replied.
``What great big eyes you have, Grandma.''
said Little Red Riding Hood.
``All the better to see you with,'' the Wolf replied.
He sat there watching her and smiled.
He thought, I'm going to eat this child.
Compared with her old Grandmamma
She's going to taste like caviar.
Then Little Red Riding Hood said, ``But Grandma,
what a lovely great big furry coat you have on.''
``That's wrong!'' cried Wolf. ``Have you forgot
To tell me what BIG TEETH I've got?
Ah well, no matter what you say,
I'm going to eat you anyway.''
The small girl smiles. One eyelid flickers.
She whips a pistol from her knickers.
She aims it at the creature's head
And bang bang bang, she shoots him dead.
A few weeks later, in the wood,
I came across Miss Riding Hood.
But what a change! No cloak of red,
No silly hood upon her head.
She said, ``Hello, and do please note
My lovely furry wolfskin coat.''
Romain Deleaux - Thomas Fattorini - Julien Lindeberg Twisted Fairy Tale
Par eleveuro3 le 28 mai 2021, 16:40
Little White Riding Hood and the Wolf.
As soon as wolf began to feel
That he would like a decent meal,
He thought “Little white Riding Hood,
She should come here in the old wood
And like that I will determine
Where she is going in the mountain”.
Once he knew the old lady’s address,
Very quickly he could smell the human flesh !
When he came into the house,
He couldn’t even find a mouse.
“There should be her grandma,
But WHERE is she? ” said Wolf, frightening.
He didn’t know. What a drama !
Grandma had just come back from skiing.
When she arrived at the entrance door,
Her sweet heart was there, sized with terror !
Looking through the dirty window,
Wolf was disguised as a kind granny !
They both came in discretely...
As a shadow, surrounded by pillow
Wolf was lying in her bed !
They stopped, they stared, then they said :
“- Why are you sleeping here ?
We must admit all this is not clear !
- I wanted to eat you darling…”
Suddenly, the little girl and her Grandmum
Went fetching the Grandfather’s gun,
And shot in the ceiling.
“- Haaaaaaaa !!!”, screamed the beast.
He escaped towards the East
And never showed up again.
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Twisted Fairy Tale - Owen Clauzel--Petit, Thomas Fabre, Melchior Mache et Bastien Cauchie
Par eleveuro3 le 28 mai 2021, 10:34
As soon as wolf began to feel
That he would like a decent meal,
He knocked on Grandma's bedroom door
And found her sleeping like a bore.
He opened hungrily his serrated mouth
And swallowed her like a dish from the south.
But Grandma didn't die, she fought,
She was much stronger than he thought,
He began feeling sick and ill,
And decided he hide on the hill.
On the way, he met the little girl in red,
She stopped, she stared and then she said:
"I'm going to see my grandmamma in her bed,
Poor old Grandma needs to be fed."
But Wolf wasn't listening anymore,
He couldn't keep Grandma no more,
So he vomited her on the track,
And ran away never turning back.
Twisted Fairy Tale Gabrielle & Alexandra
Par eleveuro3 le 28 mai 2021, 09:02
MAGNIEZ Gabrielle and MOLINARO Alexandra
As soon as Wolf began to feel That he would like a decent meal, He broke Grandma’s door and went in. When he saw her she was dancing, She was recording a TikTok, Wearing a usual long red top. Poor Grandmamma was terrified, "He's going to eat me up !" she cried.
She started to cry in a great fright. He ate her up in one big bite. Then Grandma’s dear girl arrived in red. She stopped, she stared and then she said "Where is my Grandma", she desperately cried. "Oh she left dear" the Wolf replied "But I can tell you where she is, Just come closer to me my dear"
The nice little girl stepped backwards. The Wolf’s big belly looked awkward. The young girl began to chitchat, After she had realised that, Her Grandma had been eaten up. The girl was about to throw up. Suddenly she got an idea, Based on what she saw in Korea.
Little Red Riding Hood yelled "You can dance grandmamma, just dance" Wolf started not to feel so good. Do not move, the Wold knew he should. He felt as if he was being cut, Like a tropical coconut, Without knowing he really was. That changed when Grandmamma went out.
The Wolf’s belly was cut in two, Grandma thought of something to cook. She grabbed her phone and her grandchild And they began a TikTok live. She went in the kitchen and smiled, She said "Welcome to Grandma’s life !" They cooked the Wolf and took some plates Then called some friends for a happy end.
27 mai 2021
Little red riding hood - Jeanne Fenet Margaux Rocca Coline Varin
Par eleveuro3 le 27 mai 2021, 19:13
A parody of the famous tale "Little Red Riding Hood and the Wolf" by Jeanne Fenet, Margaux Rocca and Coline Varin.
Twisted Fairy Tail, CLAUZEL Owen FABRE Thomas CAUCHIE Bastien MACHE Melchior
Par eleveuro3 le 27 mai 2021, 18:17
As soon as wolf began to feel
That he would like a decent meal,
He knocked on Grandma’s bedroom door
And found her sleeping like a bore.
He opened hungrily his serrated mouth
And swallowed her like a dish from the south.
But Grandma didn’t die, she fought,
She was much stronger than he thought,
He began feeling sick and ill,
And decided he hide on the hill.
On the way, he met the little girl in red,
She stopped, she stared and then she said:
“I’m going to see my grandmamma in her bed,
Poor old Grandma needs to be fed.”
But Wolf wasn’t listening anymore,
He couldn’t keep Grandma no more,
So he vomited her on the track,
And ran away never turning back.
CLAUZEL Owen
FABRE Thomas
CAUCHIE Bastien
MACHE Melchior
26 mai 2021
Twisted Fairy Tales
Par eleveuro3 le 26 mai 2021, 10:32
A parody of The Litlle Red Riding Hood; by Roal Dahl.
Little Red Riding Hood ad the Wolf (twisted fairytail)
Par eleveuro3 le 26 mai 2021, 09:33
Romain Dischamp, Matthieu Delouvée 3e5
Little Red Riding Hood and the Wolf
As soon as Wolf began to feel
That he would like a decent meal,
He went and knocked on Grandma’s door.
When Grandma opened it, she saw
The sharp white teeth, the horrid grin,
And Wolfie said, “May I come in?”
Poor Grandmamma was terrified,
“He’s going to eat me up!” she cried.
And she was absolutely right.
He ate her up in one big bite.
But Grandmamma was big enough.
Well-filled the Wolf smothered a hiccough.
“I’ve had a perfect meal” he thought.
He left the bedroom covered by blood of Grandma
Little Red Riding Hood came, saw that and screamed “Mamamia!”
Then Doc* arrived and said:
“Come into my car with your red plaid”
Little Red Riding Hood saw the Dolorean* and declared
“Yes, let’s go in the past to kill Wolf’s mother,
To save my so nice Grandmother!”
She went into the futurist car,
That she’s never seen so far.
Doc asked “Have you ever got a weapon yet?”
“Yes, sure, a shotgun with explosive bullets.”
“Cool, we are going to arrive to the Wolf’s home”
Then Little Red Riding Hood chuckled: “And we are surely unwelcome”
She loaded the gun and got out of the car.
To walk to the Wolf’s home that’s not very far.
She stopped, she stared and then she said.
« Sarah Connor? » But she didn’t know why she said that,
The wolf’s mom started to run like a cat,
Where the little red riding hood shot his mom.
She went back to the house of her grandma,
She shouted in front of her home:
“Are you here my dear Mama?”
“Yes, I’m here darling!”
They tenderly kissed while laughing.
Glossary:
*Doc: fictional character from the movie “Back to the Future”
* Dolorean: the car in this movie to go back to the future