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Romain Dischamp, Matthieu Delouvée 3e5

Little Red Riding Hood and the Wolf

 

As soon as Wolf began to feel

That he would like a decent meal,

He went and knocked on Grandma’s door.

When Grandma opened it, she saw

The sharp white teeth, the horrid grin,

And Wolfie said, “May I come in?”

Poor Grandmamma was terrified,

“He’s going to eat me up!” she cried.

And she was absolutely right.

He ate her up in one big bite.

But Grandmamma was big enough.

Well-filled the Wolf smothered a hiccough.

“I’ve had a perfect meal” he thought.

He left the bedroom covered by blood of Grandma

Little Red Riding Hood came, saw that and screamed “Mamamia!”

Then Doc* arrived and said:

“Come into my car with your red plaid”

Little Red Riding Hood saw the Dolorean* and declared

“Yes, let’s go in the past to kill Wolf’s mother,

To save my so nice Grandmother!”

She went into the futurist car,

That she’s never seen so far.

Doc asked “Have you ever got a weapon yet?”

“Yes, sure, a shotgun with explosive bullets.”

“Cool, we are going to arrive to the Wolf’s home”

Then Little Red Riding Hood chuckled: “And we are surely unwelcome”

She loaded the gun and got out of the car.

To walk to the Wolf’s home that’s not very far.

She stopped, she stared and then she said.

« Sarah Connor? » But she didn’t know why she said that,

The wolf’s mom started to run like a cat,

Where the little red riding hood shot his mom.

She went back to the house of her grandma,

She shouted in front of her home: 

“Are you here my dear Mama?”

“Yes, I’m here darling!”

They tenderly kissed while laughing.

 

Glossary:

*Doc: fictional character from the movie “Back to the Future”

* Dolorean: the car in this movie to go back to the future