A recipe poem
THE PERFECT SHOPPING DAY
Prada and Zara? Not very tasty
Dolce Gabbana and Prada? So Yummy!
Steal your Daddy’s credit card
Why not his car?
Shoot as fast as you can
To your favorite shopping land
Shake your handbag furiously
Pick all the clothes you see
Put down these Gap trousers
Keep these fab Chanel skirts
Don’t pay! It’s free for you girl!
Wrap yourself in fur!
Bake your perfect shopping day
It’s better than a sandwich at Subway!